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Joe Calzaghe is going to beat Mikkel Kessler.
In the face repeatedly
Until he falls over like the flat-footed tattooed fuck he is
Aerial Telly has been a critic of Joke Calslappy in the past. What use is a 40-plus fight winning streak when you've fought nobody of any real consequence? Eubank was way past his best when Calzaghe took the title from him in 1996 and Joke has fought a procession of turds ever since, never once venturing from his homeland. When he reached 20 title defences equalling Bernard Hopkins record "people" spoke about Calzaghe as arguably the greatest British fighter ever. Arguably? OK, here's the argument - Joke Calslappy is the greatest British fighter ever. No he isn't. End of argument.
"Let's be clear - Joke is no joke. He is a technically very sound tricky southpaw with good defence and phenomenal punch output with very fast hands for a super middleweight."
He's not even the greatest Welsh fighter ever - an honour that goes to Jimmy Wilde (The Ghost with the Hammer in his Hand). But let's be clear - Joke is no joke, he's a seriously talented fighter. Yes he's padded out his record with chumps and bums but he is a technically very sound, tricky southpaw with good defence and phenomenal punch output with very fast hands for a super middleweight. Jeff Lacy was slight favourite to beat Calzaghe and Joke handed him his ass in one of the most one-sided ass whippings in super-middleweight history. Lacy had absolutely no answer to Calzaghe's superior hand speed, movement and output.
"A look at Kessler in action reveals him to be fairly predictable and significantly slower of both hand and foot than Calzaghe"
So what about Mikkel Kessler? He's another very serious proposition. The WBC champion is 39-0 with 29 knockouts. He's a solid, powerful, patient fighter who performs in all his big fights. However, a look at him in action reveals him to be fairly predictable and significantly slower of both hand and foot than Calzaghe and he also throws significantly fewer punches. These are exactly the same advantages that Calzaghe used to such devastating effect against Lacy. Joke always fights up or down to the level of his opposition - disappointing against Bika and devastating against Lacy he knows very well that this unification bout goes some way to defining his legacy and I expect him to bring his A game in front of 60,000 of his adoring fans in Cardiff's Millennium Stadium.
"Speed kills and Calzaghe's superior hand speed, movement and sheer volume of punches should deliver a hometown victory for the local boy."
Kessler can beat Calzaghe if he catches him with a good shot and finishes him or if Calzaghe gets old overnight. But the advantages mentioned above mean that Expekt's 1.75 are good odds for a Calzaghe victory. Speed kills and Calzaghe's superior hand speed, movement and sheer volume of punches should deliver a hometown victory for the local boy.
