BBC Four With everything that’s gone on in The Code Ned and Jesse figure out that if they get the USB stick back they may at least reduce their sentences to something like 300 years, eligible for parole in 2225. They track down Niko Gaelle‘s shitbird tech student and grill him for info. “Where are... Read More

BBC Four On his last day on earth murdering sociopath and patriot Andy King is fortunate to spend time with the people who matter most to him. He stops off at The Pakistan embassy to chat with his pals the Maliks about their mutual friend Niko Gaelle and then he’s off to touch base with... Read More

BBC Four Apart the Banks boys are a movable object but together they are a resistible force. Ned finds Jesse at a car park he made a cock of himself at and like the shit villains they are they return to the scene of the crime – specifically Jesse’s hit-and-run at the holiday retreat. They... Read More

BBC Four Squaring off against an international conspiracy they are too thick to understand may be currently occupying the Banks boys’ attention but at heart they are strictly about the poo-say. Jesse fucks Hani in a hot minute and while it’s unlikely that she’ll ever have a worse shag it’s another notch on his bedpost... Read More

BBC Four When you’ve got a vulnerable youth on the autistic spectrum you want to torture there’s an eat-as-much-as-you-like buffet of options at your disposal. The AFP (Australian Federal Police) thugs fucking with Jesse choose Jefferson Starship. I’d have gone with The Libertines or any pub band from the English West Midlands but to each their... Read More

BBC Four It’s pretty well established that Australia treats its aborigines like Lindsey Buckingham treats his women – disgracefully and with callous, often fatal disregard. So it’s no surprise when early on in The Code two aborigine teens are mashed up in an outback collision near Lindara, New South Wales that no one gives a... Read More