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  • When Aerial Telly routed every other living TV critic in the My Lai massacre style cleansing of 2003 the blood that spilled from their worthless veins anointed a new and everlasting covenant between writer and reader. Referred to as The Event by the surviving craven mongrels masquerading as television writers who sat in their own faeces and blood praying for deliverance, Aerial Telly’s entrance onto the scene changed both television and criticism forever. Blue Sky
  • He is the greatest television critic in history – a fact only doubted by fevered consumptives and the mentally ill. Distilling the truth about every show he turns his gaze upon into a 200% proof moonshine shot of clarity, his comprehension is exceptional, his arguments impregnable – he's just ferocious, he wants your heart. Blue Sky
  • He’s a warrior from the old school, a true G. Most of his enemies lie dead in barren lands, their skeletons bleached white as a Scottish girl’s arse by the pitiless sun. The remainder live crippled by debt, fear or hairy palms. He's a gun for hire, available for any writing bookings you throw at him. Blue Sky
The Code BBC4 episode 6 review | Gaelle blows
Foreign TV
25th October, 2014
The Code BBC4 episode 5 review
Foreign TV
25th October, 2014
Lewis series 8 episode 3 review | Euripideez nuts
British drama
24th October, 2014
Peaky Blinders series 2 episode 4 review | Jew model Army
British drama Period
23rd October, 2014
The Great Fire ITV episode 2 review | Flame on
British drama Period
23rd October, 2014
Glue E4 episode 6 review | Horse and marriage
British drama
20th October, 2014
Downton Abbey series 5 episode 5 review | Monty got a raw deal
British comedy British drama
19th October, 2014
The Code BBC4 episode 4 review | Uranium nights
Foreign TV
18th October, 2014
The Code BBC4 episode 3 review
Foreign TV
18th October, 2014
The Great Fire ITV episode 1 review | Bakers gonna crêpe
British drama Period
16th October, 2014
Glue E4 episode 5 review | Sex grime
British drama
13th October, 2014
Downton Abbey series 5 episode 4 review
British comedy British drama Period
12th October, 2014
The Code BBC4 episode 1 review | Deader gorge
Foreign TV
11th October, 2014
Lewis series 8 episode 1 review | What a hunt
British drama
10th October, 2014
Peaky Blinders series 2 episode 2 review | Coke is it!
British drama Period
9th October, 2014
Scott and Bailey series 4 episode 5 review
British drama
8th October, 2014
The Driver BBC1 episode 3 review | Vince Hilaire
British drama
7th October, 2014
Glue E4 episode 4 review | Cigarettes will kill you
British drama
6th October, 2014
Downton Abbey series 5 episode 3 review
British comedy British drama Period
5th October, 2014
Crimes of Passion BBC4 episode 6 review | Get to Puck
Foreign TV Period
4th October, 2014
The Driver BBC1 episode 2 review | Horse and I
British drama
30th September, 2014
Glue E4 episode 3 review | My Big Fat Gypsy Funeral
British drama
29th September, 2014
Cilla ITV episode 3 review | Tory scum rises to the top
British drama
29th September, 2014
Downton Abbey series 5 episode 2 review | Withnail and I
British comedy British drama
28th September, 2014
Crimes of Passion BBC4 episode 5 review
British drama
27th September, 2014
Outlander season 1 episode 1 review | Sassenach you out
American drama British drama
26th September, 2014
Chasing Shadows episode 4 review | Purdie gurdy man
British drama
25th September, 2014