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  • When Aerial Telly routed every other living TV critic in the My Lai massacre style cleansing of 2003 the blood that spilled from their worthless veins anointed a new and everlasting covenant between writer and reader. Referred to as The Event by the surviving craven mongrels masquerading as television writers who sat in their own faeces and blood praying for deliverance, Aerial Telly’s entrance onto the scene changed both television and criticism forever. Blue Sky
  • He is the greatest television critic in history – a fact only doubted by fevered consumptives and the mentally ill. Distilling the truth about every show he turns his gaze upon into a 200% proof moonshine shot of clarity, his comprehension is exceptional, his arguments impregnable – he's just ferocious, he wants your heart. Blue Sky
  • He’s a warrior from the old school, a true G. Most of his enemies lie dead in barren lands, their skeletons bleached white as a Scottish girl’s arse by the pitiless sun. The remainder live crippled by debt, fear or hairy palms. He's a gun for hire, available for any writing bookings you throw at him. Blue Sky
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Tv show review
16th December, 2014
Top 30 shows 2014
Aerial Telly awards
4th December, 2014
The Missing BBC1 episode 5 review | Allez les blews
British drama
25th November, 2014
The Fall series 2 episode 3 review | Stalk this way
British drama
24th November, 2014
The Missing BBC1 episode 4 review | Guilt trip
British drama
18th November, 2014
The Fall series 2 episode 2 review | Up the Dante
British drama Foreign TV
17th November, 2014
The Fall series 2 episode 1 review | Living Doll
British drama Foreign TV
13th November, 2014
The Missing BBC1 episode 3 review | My brittle Tony
British drama
11th November, 2014
Downton Abbey series 5 episode 8 review
British drama Period
9th November, 2014
The Passing Bells BBC1 episode 5 review
British drama Period
7th November, 2014
Peaky Blinders series 2 episode 6 review | Red hand gang
British drama Period
6th November, 2014
The Passing Bells BBC1 episode 4 review | PoW wow
British drama Period
6th November, 2014
The Missing BBC1 episode 2 review
British drama
4th November, 2014
The Passing Bells BBC1 episode 2 review | Cut the mustard
British drama Period
4th November, 2014
The Passing Bells BBC1 episode 1 review | Ready, aim, dire
British drama Period
3rd November, 2014
Downton Abbey series 5 episode 7 review
British comedy British drama Period
3rd November, 2014
Kingdom season 1 episode 4 review
American drama
1st November, 2014
Kingdom season 1 episode 1 review | Ring of fire
American drama
31st October, 2014
Kingdom season 1 episode 2 review | Bear necessities
American drama
31st October, 2014
Kingdom season 1 episode 3 review | Sucker mom
American drama
31st October, 2014
Peaky Blinders series 2 episode 5 review
British drama Period
30th October, 2014
The Great Fire ITV episode 3 review
British drama Period
30th October, 2014
Scott & Bailey series 4 episode 8 review
British drama
29th October, 2014
The Missing BBC1 episode 1 review
British drama
28th October, 2014
Glue E4 episode 7 review | Snooker loopy nuts are we
British drama
27th October, 2014
Downton Abbey series 5 episode 6 review | Edith pffft
British comedy British drama Period
26th October, 2014
The Code BBC4 episode 6 review | Gaelle blows
Foreign TV
25th October, 2014
The Code BBC4 episode 5 review
Foreign TV
25th October, 2014
Lewis series 8 episode 3 review | Euripideez nuts
British drama
24th October, 2014